eatingisfab:

cause of death: boredom 

shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

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What a bunch of a-holes

callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful